Thursday, April 06, 2006

Under the Sea Part1

GUEST LECT BY ASS

if u r wondering wats ASS, its Aqua Shorty Stud


Since my hero Ah gua man is gg to embark on a first fin covered step into the underwater world..I shall hereby do a preview abt the dangerous foes he is abt to face in the water........

First on the list of Mr nasties

Cone Shells (Conidae)



Pretty boys arent they...but death lurks beyond the beauty. Cone shells are the only members of the gastropod class that may be seriously harmful to man. The venomous sting of some cone shell species may be deadly even for an adult.


Next Up,

Thorny boy.

Crown of thorns(I am nt talkin abt the accessory tt gave JC a mssive headache)

These infamous tHorny boys here known as the crown-of-thorns starfish grows to over a foot across and has 10-20 arms. It is well known for its voracious appetite for live hard-corals. At various times it has been blamed for the killing of large portions of reefs in parts of the Pacific ocean, including a large portion of the great barrier reef of Australia during the 1960's. It is so despised that many scuba clubs organize "starfish hunts" in which these starfish are rounded up in an effort to save reefs from destruction. Serious hazards to swimmers and then only if the swimmers touch or step on the sea star. Injury from their spines will swell and become numb. The victim may experience swollen lymph glands and brief muscular paralysis. The victim may also become nauseous. So Ah gua man..watch where u put ur hands...better to just leave ur hands on ur partner's booty. = P

Isnt it pretty....

So here is the first part of the dangers ah gua man gonna face tis comign weekend..hopefully i wld hav covered everything by the end of this week and send ah gua man on his maiden journey n may he sink like the Titanic.

N ya...JUST BREATHE !

1 Comments:

At 1:01 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Ah Gua Man....Here I come to save the day!!!!

Thanks for the heads up! I will try to keep my hands to my partner....ehh..no, I mean myself!

 

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