Happy Mothers' Day

There is a Mother
who is a big bother.
Who wants to be pampered like a Queen,
Red carpets for her wherever shes been.
Not only can she be overbearing,
definitely is she too demanding.
Self centred and selfish she is always being,
being religious is definitely just for showing.
Eternal gratitude and worship she yearns,
but respect is what she needs to earn.
Enemies in office is all she makes,
the pain in orifices is certainly more than what most can take.
Always a reason for a maid to change,
never will she ever change.
She comes into the room like Dick Tracy,
never caring a shit bout your privacy.
There is a mother who is a bother,
someone I won't wish for even she is on offer.

With no disrespect to any mothers out there, it was something that I encountered on the way home today that got me writing this. Cheers.