Answer my Question

Just 2 days ago, I met up my friends for lunch. It ended with me having a cold hard stare without an answer to a question that I asked. Wanna know why ? Well here it goes,

Me: "Oh damn, this lor mee is damn surping good man, i can eat 3 bowls of these."

Jason: * Gave me a look of digust, as I had mouthful of lor mee in me while i spoke and morsels of mee just went right flying out from my mouth onto his new handphone.* " Can you just shut the fuck up and eat, you shit. Hope you choke while talking man"

AS you can see from the above conversation, my friend Jason loves me a lot. Much more than his new N80.

WyWy: " Hey, so this Saturday are we meeting at 9 to bring the folks out ?"

Explaination: me and my grps of friends sometimes volunteer to bring some old folks out and apparently I am pretty popular among them as they often see me and shout "Eh! Tek Ko*Bamboo* lai liao." Or was it "Ji Ko" ? hmmm...

Jason:"Ya, meet up at 9 and Ryan you better not be half an hour late again."

Ryan:"I will try" as mouthful of lor mee came flying out again.

Jason: "Hey WyWy how come you are not getting any food ?"

WyWy:"Oh, recently during my religious gathering, they were telling us since we are going to help the less fortunate, we should starve ourselves so we would be able to understand them better and be able to help them more efficiently. So I have been only taking breakfast and skipping lunch and dinner for this week." *She spoke with a look of as if she had just ended Africa endless problem of starvation.*

Jason's mouth was gaping like a goldfish when he heard it and he just went back to stare at his bowl of lor mee and he seem a little less interested in it after what WyWy told him.
As for me I had slurp down my last spoonful of the sinful dark slurpy starch and was eyeing Jason's bowl.

So I just casually ask WyWy as question: "Hey so if we are really going to help the landmines victims in Cambodia, what are you gonna do ah ?"

Well it ended with me having a cold hard stare from her, a huge pat on the back form Jason and he offered me his bowl of lor mee.
Well at least I got another bowl of lor mee but since that day, WyWy have been rather cold towards me.

I wonder why.........